Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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