When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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