Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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