He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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