i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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