There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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