how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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