It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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