She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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