You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
