she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
how does that bad decision feel?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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