Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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