I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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