Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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