I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
