Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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