Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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i drank out of a bidet.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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