literally had 100 drinks last night.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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