Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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