Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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