well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You coming home soon, man?
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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