If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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