girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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