I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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