so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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