on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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