mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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