I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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