I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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