we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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