For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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