the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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