I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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