I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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