he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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