I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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