those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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