Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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