Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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