Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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