Do you still have your period?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
