No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my being single is dangerous.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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