But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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