Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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