I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
being pregnant is like rehab
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
