To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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