i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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