What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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