U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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