dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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