dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
