Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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