so that wasnt chicken after all
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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