Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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