You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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