Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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