That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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