where does the pee come out of this thing
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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