i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He felt like a one man threesome
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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