Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
